This little guy is four and a half months old. He is scooting. Practically army crawling. I should be happy, elated, proud even.
Wanna know how I feel?
I know how fast my kids grow. I know how quickly they walk, talk, learn, leave my house.
He doesn't have to rub it in.
Also: can someone please explain to me why my girls are fascinated by pouring a full container of liquid soap down the drain? I am baffled. And totally annoyed.