I just got the first church calling I've had in 6 months.
I'm so excited about teaching little munchkins in Primary. Can't even tell you.
So tonight, I've been studying the manual just before putting my children to bed.
And, as usual, Claire delays bedtime as long as possible. But this time (no, this is not usual), she chokes on a nickel and throws up all over next week's lesson.
It's entitled, "Jesus Christ has the Power to Heal."
Won't it be funny... when I'm released... for the next teacher to come across that page smelling strongly of vomit?
I hope her first thought is, "What kind of object lesson was that?"