Anybody ever felt like that? Feeling like you need to be juiced?
I can only stand for several minutes until my ankles throb.
It makes me waddle because my skin just isn't stretching enough for my ankles to bend.
And juicing me might be helpful. Because there is definitely. something. in there.
The sweet thing is that now my ankles take on another job. In addition to helping me waddle, they now function as a access-anytime-stress-reliever. Like one of those squishy balls filled with cornstarch they pass out at the office.
And who couldn't use more of those?